161 Best Funny Inspirational Quotes About life

Looking for some best funny quotes and sayings? We’ve compiled the best 161 funny inspirational quotes about life for you to brighten up your mood and make a smile to your face.

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15 Funny Inspirational Quotes

“Memories are doing funny things to us.” – Milos Forman

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“I can speak Esperanto like a native.” – Spike Milligan

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“I think serial monogamy says it all.” – Tracey Ullman

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“Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.” – Victor Hugo

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“A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.” – Yogi Berra

“Men are only as loyal as their options.” – Bill Maher

“There’s always something funny about men chasing women.” – David Spade

“I was the kid next door’s imaginary friend.” – Emo Philips

“You’re only as good as your last haircut.” – Fran Lebowitz

“I’m for whatever gets you through the night.” – Frank Sinatra

“I thought I was funny as a kid.” – Jo Brand

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katharine Hepburn

“A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.” – Kevin Nealon

“Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.” – Lenny Bruce

“I’m not funny. What I am is brave.” – Lucille Ball

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11 Funny Life Quotes

“God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.” – Naguib Mahfouz

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“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” – Robin Williams

“The next time you have a thought… let it go.” – Ron White

“O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.” – Saint Augustine

“It’s funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.” – Satchel Paige

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“It’s funny how intimate it feels to get a text.” – Sophie Ellis Bextor

“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.” – Spike Milligan

“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” – Steven Wright

“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” – W. Clement Stone

“I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.” – Warren Buffett

20 Funny Quotes

“Electricity is really just organized lightning.” – George Carlin

“All men are equal before fish.” – Herbert Hoover

“It’s funny to be a critic.” – Leslie Fiedler

“One picture is worth 1,000 denials.” – Ronald Reagan

“The superfluous, a very necessary thing.” – Voltaire

“I don’t mean to be funny.” – Yogi Berra

“I had a very funny family.” – Zach Braff

“It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

“I don’t just try to be funny.” – Bil Keane

“Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.” – Cathy Guisewite

“It’s funny how most activists are pacifists.” – Craig Bruce

“Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder?” – Don Rickles

“Never put a sock in a toaster.” – Eddie Izzard

“Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.” – Erma Bombeck

“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.” – Frank Lloyd Wright

“I grew up in a funny way.” – Gordon Ramsay

“One man’s folly is another man’s wife.” – Helen Rowland

“Communism is like one big phone company.” – Lenny Bruce

“Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.” – Lewis Mumford

“All generalizations are false, including this one.” – Mark Twain

10 Inspirational Fun Quotes

“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.” – Mark Twain

“I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.” – Martha Plimpton

“You can’t be funny if you don’t have good material.” – Matt LeBlanc

“Actually I never did stand up. I’m not that funny.” – Maynard James Keenan

“Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.” – Michael Caine

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“At school I was very shy. I wasn’t funny really.” – Michel Gondry

“A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.” – Mitch Hedberg

“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.” – Mitch Hedberg

“This shirt is dry clean only. Which means… it’s dirty.” – Mitch Hedberg

“All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.” – Mitch Hedberg

20 Short Funny Quotes

“Funny is funny.” – Don Rickles

“Be obscure clearly.” – E. B. White

“Hollywood’s just not funny.” – Chris Rock

“My life needs editing.” – Mort Sahl

“Funny is funny is funny.” – Bob Newhart

“Everybody’s funny in different ways.” – Colin Quinn

“It’s funny because it’s funny.” – David Spade

“I rant, therefore I am.” – Dennis Miller

“Polite conversation is rarely either.” – Fran Lebowitz

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.” – George Carlin

“Never floss with a stranger.” – Joan Rivers

“I don’t think I’m funny.” – Liam Neeson

“It’s a funny old world.” – Margaret Thatcher

“Never fight an inanimate object.” – P. J. O’Rourke

“What’s another word for Thesaurus?” – Steven Wright

“I like marriage. The idea.” – Toni Morrison

“I like children – fried.” – W. C. Fields

“Everybody’s funny if you love them.” – Anna Torv

“All my children inherited perfect pitch.” – Chevy Chase

“Nothing’s funny about someone who’s successful.” – Drew Carey

10 Sarcastic Funny Quotes

“Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.” – P. J. O’Rourke

“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” – Stephen Hawking

“I bought some batteries, but they weren’t included.” – Steven Wright

“Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.” – Susan Sontag

“Most of my ideas just come out funny.” – Tim Heidecker

“Laughter is involuntary. If it’s funny you laugh.” – Tom Lehrer

“It is funny what a year can do.” – Victor Cruz

“You need to be silly to be funny.” – William Shatner

“Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.” – Zach Galifianakis

“I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren’t funny.” – Brendan Fraser

10 Funny Quotes and Sayings

“How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.” – Emo Philips

“All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.” – Groucho Marx

“If at first you don’t succeed… so much for skydiving.” – Henny Youngman

“I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.” – Howard Nemerov

“Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.” – James Thurber

“Funny, I don’t feel any more powerful today than yesterday.” – Jerry B. Jenkins

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey

“Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.” – Josh Billings

“I never thought of myself as like, a funny person.” – Lena Dunham

“There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice.” – Lewis Black

10 Funny Motivational Quotes

“As I get older, I just prefer to knit.” – Tracey Ullman

“I think being funny is not anyone’s first choice.” – Woody Allen

“I never said most of the things I said.” – Yogi Berra

“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.” – Bill Cosby

“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” – Casey Stengel

“Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.” – Chevy Chase

“I would like to do something modern and possibly funny.” – Dan Stevens

“What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.” – David Sedaris

“Some people say funny things, but I say things funny.” – Don Rickles

“I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.” – Eddie Izzard

20 Funny Birthday Quotes

“Let them eat cake.” – Marie Antoinette

“Being seventy is not a sin.” – Golda Meir

“I’m most comfortable in my birthday suit.” – Amanda Seyfried

“Love the giver more than the gift.” – Brigham Young

“New Year’s Day is every man’s birthday.” – Charles Lamb

“I left school on my 15th birthday.” – David Bailey

“I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo.” – Bindi Irwin

“Just hit my 75th birthday, I’m feeling great!” – Colin Powell

“The only thing better than singing is more singing.” – Ella Fitzgerald

“Your children need your presence more than your presents.” – Jesse Jackson

“There is still no cure for the common birthday.” – John Glenn

“On my birthday, I was in Milan for the collections.” – Eva Herzigova

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.” – Jean Paul

“Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?” – John Heywood

“We’ll take the cake with the red cherry on top.” – Navjot Singh Sidhu

“Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.” – Plautus

“The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar.” – Stevie Nicks

“A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.” – Thomas Fuller

“When I turned 60, it didn’t bother me at all.” – Yoko Ono

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“I was fired by ‘America’s Next Top Model’ on my birthday.” – Paulina Porizkova

20 Funny Coffee Quotes

“Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic’s best friend!” – Gerard Way

“Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.” – Lara Flynn Boyle

“Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.” – Anne Spencer

“I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.” – Eddie Izzard

“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.” – Dave Barry

“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” – Steven Wright

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson

“When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” – Helen Hayes

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“The sound of the blades on the ice in the morning is like smelling fresh coffee.” – Tara Lipinski

“I don’t have any superstitions, but what I always travel with is my pillow and my coffee.” – Natalie Coughlin

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” – Bill Cosby

“Kids are meeting in coffee shops and basements figuring out what’s unsustainable in their communities. That’s the future.” – Ian Somerhalder

“Maxi dresses are also my best friend. They take me from my morning coffee, to the beach, to nighttime.” – Hilary Rhoda

“Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.” – Bill Gates

“In New York I pretty much live in diners – I order French Fries, Diet Coke floats and lots of coffee.” – Lana Del Rey

“For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.” – Alanis Morissette

“I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It’s good time management.” – Michelle Williams

“Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I’ll stand on Bob Dylan’s coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that.” – Steve Earle

“Probably millions of Americans got up this morning with a cup of coffee, a cigarette and a donut. No wonder they are sick and fouled up.” – Jack LaLanne

10 Funny Quotes About Life

“I’d like to do a film which is funny.” – Clive Owen

“When the sun comes up, I have morals again.” – Elayne Boosler

“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.” – George Burns

“I’m so unprofessional on set it’s not even funny.” – Katharine McPhee

“If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.” – Laurence J. Peter

“I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.” – Mae West

“If at first you don’t succeed, blame your parents.” – Marcelene Cox

“I wish I had the nerve not to tip.” – Paul Lynde

“Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.” – Peter Ustinov

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?” – Phyllis Diller

“My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.” – Rosie O’Donnell

“I like all Jim Carrey films. They’re really funny.” – Rupert Grint

“Japanese people have a funny habit of abbreviating names.” – Shigeru Miyamoto

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.” – Steven Wright

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