50 Funny Motivational Quotes to Make You Laugh & Smile

These are 50 of the best most interesting and funny motivational quotes to make you laugh and smile that you’re gonna ever likely to read.

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1. “The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.”

Joe Girard
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2. “People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.”

Zig Ziglar
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3. “I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realise I should have been more specific.”

Lily Tomlin
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4. “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”

Oscar Wilde
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5. “People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”

Winnie the Pooh
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6. “Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.”

Tom Lehrer
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7. “You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?”

Steven Wright
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8. “Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”

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9. “Change is not a four letter word… but often your reaction to it is!”

Jeffrey Gitomer
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10. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

Dalai Lama
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11. “Bad decisions make good stories.”

Ellis Vidler
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12. “I’ll probably never fully become what I wanted to be when I grew up, but that’s probably because I wanted to be a ninja princess.”

Cassandra Duffy
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13. “When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.”

Cathy Guisewite
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14. “A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.”

Mark Twain
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15. “Well-behaved women seldom make history.”

Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
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16. “I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”

Benjamin Franklin
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17. “I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.”

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18. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”

Charles Schulz
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19. “Think like a proton. Always positive.”

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20. “Be happy – it drives people crazy.”

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21. “Optimist: someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, it’s more like a cha-cha.”

Robert Brault
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22. “The question isn’t who is going to let me, it’s who is going to stop me.”

Ayn Rand
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23. “You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”

Robin Williams
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24. “I am an early bird and a night owl… so I am wise and I have worms.”

Michael Scott
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25. “If you let your head get too big, it’ll break your neck.”

Elvis Presley
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26. “The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”

Will Rogers
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27. “Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower
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28. “Live each day like it’s your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.”

Jason Love
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29. “Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.”

Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
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30. “Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.”

Franklin P. Jones
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31. “I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

Ron White
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32. “Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.”

Thomas Eddison
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33. “A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”

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34. “Nothing is impossible, the word itself says I’m possible!”

Audrey Hepburn
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35. “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.”

Robert Bloch
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36. “Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.”

Marilyn Monroe
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37. “By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”

Robert Frost
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38. “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”

Terry Pratchett
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39. “Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.”

Billie Burke
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40. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”

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41. “Trying is the first step toward failure.”

Homer Simpson
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42. “Happiness is just sadness that hasn’t happened yet.”

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43. “The best things in life are actually really expensive.”

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44. “Every tattoo is temporary, because we’re all slowly dying.”

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45. “A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.”

Justin Sewell
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46. “Dreams are like rainbows. Only idiots chase them.”

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47. “It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.”

Ashleigh Brilliant
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48. “If the world didn’t suck we’d all fly into space.”

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49. “The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.”

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50. “Always remember that you are unique – just like everybody else.”

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